One of the fun things about being an older guy is the hair sprouting on your head from places here to for un-groomed. The woman who cuts my hair trims the twin squirrel tails above my eyes and the cat whiskers that sprout from my ears. Hilarious. The first time she did my eyebrows: » 7/24/14 1:34pm 8 minutes ago

"Look here primate, Meow Mix in my bowl for the sixth day straight does constitute an emergency. I daresay it's almost a war crime. Now put down your caffeine beverage, and your personal texting box, and connect me to your feline supervisor, tout de suite. I'm tired of your mindless jibber-jabber about proper…

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